Monday, 28 May 2012

Video Subbing [REQUEST] Ayase Haruka on Shabekuri 007 (2010.07.06)


Hola

Another Shabekuri 007 episode for everyone. It's the second appearance of the actress, Ayase Haruka. If you haven't seen the first one yet then you might want to watch that before this. It's on my blog somewhere. Anyway, it's much of the same Shabekuri randomness in this episode.

I don't think there was much to write about for the translation notes? Well actually I just can't be bothered this time around. If there's anything that you want some clarification or more info about then just let me know.


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Shabekuri 007 (2010.07.06) Ayase Haruka by juxtapose31

Wednesday, 23 May 2012

Video Subbing: Ultraman Monster Audition on MECHAx2 IKETERU! (2009.12.05)

 
Hey everyone, it has been a while.
About a week I think?

Anyway, I've finally finished a video that I'd like you to watch.
It's from Mecha-mecha Iketeru (aka Mechaike), a popular show hosted by comedy duo, Ninetynine. I've done an episode from this show before (Idols Not Including AKB Sports Carnival) which was unfortunately already subbed, so I wasted my time with that. I'm pretty sure this one hasn't been subbed though.

It features famous monsters from the Ultraman series, a tokusatsu hero show for young boys. I used to watch this when I lived in Japan (until age of 5) and I've still got heaps of toys of them at home lol. Hopefully there are some Ultraman fans that check out this blog, as I'm sure you'll have fun with this one. Even if you don't know anything about them, it's still entertaining enough. I hope.

Oh, I should mention that you'll see the word "Seijin" a few times in the vid. This means "alien" or "person from star". If it's put on the end of a name, like Pressure Seijin, it's like adding an ~ian or ~ese in English. For example. Pressurian, Japanese, Martian etc.

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Mecha Mecha Iketeru! (2009.12.05) Ultraman... by juxtapose31


TRANSLATION NOTES

THANKYOU! IT'S GOOD MEDICINE!
This is the slogan for Ohta Isan, stomach medicine. I suppose Okamura used it for his sickness.
Here's a fairly strange commercial from the 1980's for the product.





GACHINKO FIGHT CLUB
This was a popular reality show about training young nobodies into professional boxers. There are some videos on youtube but no subs.




DOKUMAMUSHI SANDAYU
Was an actor, and played a member of Daisuke Arashi, a member of the Science Patrol Squad in the original Ultraman series (in the 1960's). He's also known for using vulgar language, and has a radio show that is popular with older people.



KINPACHI SENSEI
Is an extremely famous drama series about a passionate teacher trying to help is class 3-B, which is full of students with various problems. It gets mentioned all over the place on TV, manga etc etc. Everything. It's one of the biggest pop culture things in Japan.



MUTOU KEIJI
Is one of the most famous Japanese wrestlers ever. I don't know much, but apparently he was one of the firs Japanese wrestlers to gain popularity in America. He has a signature pose that is very well known, and was what Magma Seijin impersonated in the vid.


Wednesday, 16 May 2012

Video Subbing [REQUEST]: GAKI NO TSUKAI (2007.01.07) Batsu Game Police Department (Unreleased footage)


 Hey hey hey

What's up everyone?
I've got another video for ya!

It's one of those extra footage episodes of the No Laughing Batsu Game series. I was asked to do whatever one I felt like so I chose the police department one, for no particular reason really. Just picked the first one that I found.

It might be better to re-watch the full one before watching this (maybe?). It might make it a bit funnier so that you'll remember the premise and stuff but whatever...you can decide for yourselves.

I've never watched a subbed version of this so I don't really know how the others are done but I hope mine are good enough. I've bothered to sub most of the text that pops up on the screen too since it's a popular series. Well, I hope you enjoy it!

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Gaki no Tsukai (2007.01.07) Batsu Game Police... by juxtapose31

TRANSLATION NOTES

NAGARE HAGIWARA
Is an actor and talent. He's known for liking to where cowboy style clothes. He's also quite famous as a pervert. I suppose that's why he's at the brothel.


W JEANS PANTS

Tanaka and Matsumoto were dressed up as Matsuda Yusaku in his role from the popular 1980's police show "Taiyo ni Hoero" (Howl at the Sun). The "What the heck is that!" line that Matsumoto does at the end is a take on Matsuda's famous line when he dies "What the heck is this!?". This line, and the way it is said is very famous, and you'll hear it everywhere on Japanese TV. That character's nickname was also "Jeans pants" because he always wore jeans. Hence the name "W Jeans pants" for the Matsumoto + Tanaka combo. Also, Yutaro, the guy holding a large wine glass that often appears in the Gaki series is also a parody of a character off this show played by Ishihara Yujiro.



KUWATA KEISUKE
Is a very famous solo singer and vocalist for the band Southern All-Stars. I've written about him a lot of times in these translation notes, so that goes to show how much of a big pop culture icon he is. He and his band are one of the most successful and influential artists for what is now called J-Pop.



MORI SHINICHI
Mori Shinichi is one of the most famous enka and kayoukyoku singers. Enka is a traditional style of Japanese singing whereas Kayoukyoku is the precursor to "J-Pop". It's basically the popular music prior to the 1980's which are influenced by Western music but still have a Japanese feel to it (J-pop is even more Westernized). He's known for his husky voice and kind of strange looking mouth lol. He's really old now and it looks like he's going to die while singing on stage but he's still awesome.



CARP STREAMERS/ KOINOBORI
These are things that people hang up on poles on May 5th, "Children's Day". They get flapped around in the wind like flags do, making them look as though they are swimming. There are (usually) three carps; the biggest one is the dad, the second biggest is the mother and the smallest the son. If their are more sons then they add more (with different colours). What about daughters? They're not important enough. Haha nah, don't worry, girls have their own day called Hinamatsuri on the 3rd of March.



SHIMAKI JOUJI
Shimaki Jouji is a veteran comedian now mainly known for his role in the Yoshimoto Shin-kigeki, a comedic stage play performed at the Namba Grand Kagetsu. One of his staple jokes involve banging his head with a pair of ash trays.

Observe from the youtube.....




RECREATION TIME SONGS
Here are the songs that armpit clapper performed.

TRY ME - AMURO NAMIE




IF YOU'RE HAPPY CLAP YOUR HANDS - SAKAMOTO KYU
A world famous tune, originally from East Europe. Here's the Japanese version.




TENNESSEE WALTZ -
Originally an American song, but covered in Japanese (and English) by Eri Chiemi.
Here's the Japanese version.

Friday, 11 May 2012

Video Subbing: GACKT on Hey! Hey! Hey! Music Champ (2004.02.23)


Hey again, here's just a short clip for the Gackt fans. I haven't done anything with him for a while.
I always like his appearances and Heyx3 and am fairly surprised that there aren't subbed (full) versions of them. Unless if I'm missing them somehow.

Anyhow, here it is.



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Heyx3 (2004.02.23) Gackt by juxtapose31

TRANSLATION NOTES
I already put in a note about the passageway in the video.
The word he uses is actually a passageway that bridges two buildings. There isn't a word for it in english as far as I'm aware. Maybe someone reading this will know? Well in Japanese it's "Watari rouka" if you're interested. 渡り廊下 わたりろうか

Wednesday, 9 May 2012

Video Subbing [REQUEST]: KITAGAWA KEIKO on Shabekuri 007 (2011.08.01)



What's up?

I've finished another Shabekuri sub. This was one that I was looking forward to putting out, although I dunno.....I don't think my subs did a great job to make it as funny as it is. It's funnier if you actually understand what they're saying (obviously) but I think you need to be able to see their faces for this episode in particular. I dunno. May be I just watched it too many times and so it didn't seem as funny when I was doing the last subtitle check. Meh, whatever.

Anyhow, this episode is the second appearance of Kitagawa Keiko. Check the first appearance if you haven't already (here). Although this was a requested video, it was also mainly after watching this episode and the one broadcasted the week after with Watanabe Ken, that I decided that I had to start subbing the Shabekuri series. That was almost a year ago so yeah, took a while for me to do this one strangely. This was meant to be the first one but then Ken Watanabe got in the way. And then a tonne of requests lol. Well, it's finally out now though for your viewing pleasure~. Hope you enjoyyyyyyyy it :)


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Shabekuri 007 (2011.08.01) Kitagawa Keiko by juxtapose31


TRANSLATION NOTES

HIP BATHS
Check this site for an in depth explanation.
http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-a-hip-bath.htm


GARLIC INJECTIONS
These aren't injections of garlic juices, although it sounds like it. It's actually a vitamin packed injection such as B1 vitamins, and gets its name from the strong smell it produces. Of what? Garlic of course.



KONNYAKU
Also known as conjac or devils tongue. It's a flavourless jelly like food  made from a conjac plant. In Japanese cuisine, it is used as filler food in noodles, hot pots and various other stew/soup type foods.
Check wiki for more info:  Wiki conjac


MEAT MEAT MEAT
Kitagawa Keiko said some foods that she liked such as:

Yakiniku: An Asian styled barbecue where thin slices of meats are cooked on a small grill, which is usually placed in the middle of a table.


Meat patty: In Japan it's called "Hamburg". Basically it's a hamburger patty with some kind of sauce on it, usually demigras sauce.

Gyudon: Is a bowl of rice with beef slices, onions and some other stuff with in a soy sauce based flavouring.





FIREWORKS
That firework sound effect was learned from Aoki Ryuji (an impersonation entertainer) when he appeared on the show. This episode will also be subbed sometime in the future. So stay tuned....



NATSUIRO
This is the song by Yuzu, a very popular folk music group.

Sunday, 6 May 2012

Random Japanese Lesson: 濃い Koi

Hey there everyone,

Due to the surprising success of the previous random lesson, I've decided to do another one.
This time it's the word "Koi" 濃い. This word is just plain annoying because of the many different meanings it can have....

The most basic and I suppose "original" meaning of this is like,

1.Strong (as in strong taste, or flavour. It's in a sensory way, not actual physical strength)
2.Thick/dense (As in consistency, like "thick" soup or thick makeup)
3. Deep/dark colour


They all mean different things, which is confusing but you can get kind of sense that they're all referring to the more "stronger" side of things. If that makes sense? Maybe it would be easier if I put it like this

Strong - weak
Thick - Thin
Deep - Light

Koi refers to the things that seem have more features (?). Well I don't really know how to explain it but yeah....That's the best I can do to describe the vague meaning of it.

BECAUSE

It would be okay if it was still ended here. Because unfortunately, but interestingly, it continues.

Koi can be used to to describe other things that don't quite exactly reflect the meanings that I just explained.
For example, it can be used to describe people.

濃い人 Koi hito
This is pretty confusing and vague concept but essentially, in it's baddest sense it refers to a "weirdo". They're people that are eccentric, peculiar and talk enthusiastically about things "normal" people have no interest in.

Imagine the stereotypical situation of a group of Magic the Gathering fanatics talking really excitedly about magic knights and one eyed dragons and stuff, while you sit there kind of scared because their getting really pumped up together while you don't know what's going on. (This isn't necessarily what I think about Magic gathering fans lol It's just an example that is easy to make. Sorry if you like the game lol). But yeah, extreme geeks, nerds fall into this category unfortunately etc.

Check out my trap card.


It's quite likely a fair few people that check this blog like the game actually, so let's change it to people talking about...different types of animal poo or something. Basically it can be anything as long as it's talked about to a fanatical level. Even.........Japanese comedy videos...... Of course this is from the point of view of "ordinary humans".....

Well apart from fanatical stuff, "koi" people are generally people that are so strange that you feel uncomfortable. For example, Nodame or the perverted conductor from Nodame Cantabile.


 Not sure who can be an example in the Western world. Maybe Mr. Bean or someone lol
It's quite hard for me to figure this one out sometimes. Probably because I'm a weirdo myself ;p

濃い人 Koi hito 2

Yes, "koi hito" number two.
This can also be used to describe someones face, so it would more accurately be be "Koi kao". (kao =face)
This refers to people with heavy facial features. (not sure if that makes sense either). Typically, features like thick eyebrows, eyelashes, facial hair etc. They also tend to have well defined chiseled features. It's not typically Asian, and is mostly seen in Mediterranean European people like Italy, Spain, Portugal, Greece etc.

There are some exceptions though, like Abe Hiroshi.


He even plays some Ancient Roman guy in a recent movie apparently. Makes sense. He has a "koi" face haha....


Anyway here are a few others.

HIRAI KEN


HIROKI ITSUKI

And don't forget ladies!

JENNIFER CONNELLY


 There aren't many Japanese women nowadays with koi faces because they pluck their eyebrows and do heavy makeup etc. Now they just have koi make up instead.......

You'll have to look a bit back in time for Japanese women (well at least people that are famous)
 ........Like Yoko Ono maybe? I'm not really sure. There aren't that many in the first place I think.


Well I think that's about it.
Thanks for reading this post!
See YA!



Tuesday, 1 May 2012

Video Subbing [REQUEST]: YAMADA TAKAYUKI on Domoto Tsuyoshi's Shoujiki Shindoi (2009.07.08)


Hey there folks,

Here's another video subbing for you. This time it's a requested episode of Domoto Tsuyoshi's Shoujiki Shindoi. I've done one episode from this show before, although that was quite some time ago. I quite like this show. It's not so long, and chilled. There's not much over-exaggerated reactions and stuff which tends to get annoying in many shows. This episode features the actor Yamada Takayuki, who you may know from the Crow movies. What else was there...? There was a Dragon Quest spoof drama that he was in, which was moderately funny.

Yamada is quite a shy fellow. Actually a very shy fellow. I thought it might have just been an act but I've seen another show where he was like this. Maybe it was just a phase like Joaquin Phoenix being a rapper? Except that turned out to be a hoax or something.

Well anyway, he's still quite a cool dude.

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Shoujiki Shindoi (2009.07.08) Yamada Takayuki by juxtapose31'

TRANSLATION NOTES


LUPIN THE 3RD
A much loved manga/anime series following the adventures super thief Lupin the Third. This is extremely famous in Japan, I doubt you'll come across a person who doesn't know it. You may have seen the movie called "Castle of Cagliostro", which features these guys. If not, then watch it.



"THE" PREMIUM MALT'S
Apparently is......


YAKITORI
Yakitori are pieces or barbecued chicken on skewers flavored with soy sauce. It's a very popular night time bite for salary men out having a drink. Yakitori stores cook lots of them at the same time, which sets of a lot of chicken smelling smoke. A lot of the time they cook it right in front of you so you go home smelling like it too.... They also use just about every part of the chicken. Liver, lung and other guts and bits and pieces. They all taste good though.





GINNAN
These are nuts from a gingko tree. You can cook these and eat it.