It's pretty (very) bad quality but please forgive.|
COTTON UP YOUR NOSE
Matsumoto says that "If you were asleep for any longer, cotton would have been stuck up your nose!"
I don't think that this is a specifically Japanese thing to do, but he was referring to the practice of stuffing the nose of dead people with cotton. They also plug up other holes (like ear holes) to stop bodily fluids leaking out of them, as this is what happens when you die. Parasites living in your body such as tape worms also decide to escape your deteriorating lump of flesh at this point through these holes too, if you were carrying them around inside of you.....
JACKIE CHAN PUSH UPS
This is from the famous intense training scene from Jackie Chan's movie Drunken Master. This is one of my favorite Jackie movies, although I think number 2 was better from what I remember. The things he did in his younger days are just..........pure awesomeness. I've uploaded parts of the training scene including the push ups in question.
LAST SONG TRANSLATION
Again, I couldn't be stuffed translating the song.....too lazy. Plus you can just get the off sites dedicated to lyrics, although to be honest, sometimes they can be a little dodgy with the translation. Although I'm not saying that mine are completely perfect either.